SNAPPY ANSWERS TO SOME STUPID QUESTIONS

Warning:  Some are a little risque.

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What's between your legs?
Mostly lint.

What's your sexual orientation?
Left-hand threaded metric.

Do you crossdress?
No, I'm not Catholic, so I pray naked.

Are you normal?
Yes, I'm completely orthogonal.

What are you dressed as?
Roadkill, pre-collision.

Do you enjoy being male?
(1) Yes except the hormone swings are hell.
(2) I guess, but I don't know what I'm missing.
(3) I prefer to think of myself as vaginally challenged.

About that hair growing out of your ears...
Testosterone poisoning.  Embarrassing.  Next question?

What are you doing after the party?
Driving back to Iowa in a state of shock.

Do you want to have sex?
I don't know, are we plug compatible?

Are you good at sex?
Yes, I've been practicing, I'm almost ready for a partner now.

How do you look in women's clothing?
Usually through the shoulder holes or down the neck when they bend forward.

How far along are you?
Just entering second childhood.