Is the Glass Half-Empty or Half-Full?
Last update December 23, 2019, by
There are plenty of webpages out there with answers to the timeworn
question, "is the glass half-empty or half-full?" Well here's another
one, with a few humorous replies I've come across myself.
The glass is...
- Half-empty. (pessimist)
- Half-full. (optimist)
- Twice the size it needs to be. (engineer)
- Halfway to the next beer!
- Depends, what's in it?
- Hey, who drank out of my glass?
- The missing half must be on the other side of the road.
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